March 2012
648 posts
ATTENTION
I finally got around to getting Falk his own Tumblr; this one will remain as an archive.
Active account HERE.
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namelesspartner:
fuckeththepolice:
namelesspartner:
Miss Harleen Quinzel. A friend of Cross’. She directed me towards bacon syrup. -gathering his keys and jacket to see if any of the stores here carry it.-
Seriously? It exists? -Throws his boots on because he wants to see this for himself.-
Mmhm. -hands over his phone so Falk can see the picture he loaded up, searching through his wallet...
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namelesspartner:
Miss Harleen Quinzel. A friend of Cross’. She directed me towards bacon syrup. -gathering his keys and jacket to see if any of the stores here carry it.-
Seriously? It exists? -Throws his boots on because he wants to see this for himself.-
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namelesspartner:
fuckeththepolice:
namelesspartner:
fuckeththepolice:
namelesspartner:
Summer sausage isn’t for breakfast, though. What do you want?
Anything with bacon. Bacon wrapped bacon, even.
With bacon syrup.
Huh. I’ll have to see if bacon syrup exists. But I’ll get right on that.
If not, I will make it.
I mean, they have bacon-flavored lube. There should be bacon syrup.
...
namelesspartner:
fuckeththepolice:
namelesspartner:
Summer sausage isn’t for breakfast, though. What do you want?
Anything with bacon. Bacon wrapped bacon, even.
With bacon syrup.
Huh. I’ll have to see if bacon syrup exists. But I’ll get right on that.
If not, I will make it.
I mean, they have bacon-flavored lube. There should be bacon syrup.
namelesspartner:
Summer sausage isn’t for breakfast, though. What do you want?
Anything with bacon. Bacon wrapped bacon, even.
With bacon syrup.
namelesspartner:
fuckeththepolice:
namelesspartner:
-….is okay with this-
-Stifling a snicker fit- I agree with the third one.
Not really a secret anymore.
-Shrugs- Oh, well.
Anonymous asked: Jayne [jeyn] Noun: 1) A female...
namelesspartner:
-….is okay with this-
-Stifling a snicker fit- I agree with the third one.
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Anonymous asked: Ever think about how Falk's...
hannawolfcross:
Ewww….No! He’s like a brother to me you sick fu-[remember’s he’s got a toddler on his hip] fudge cracker!
Dear Anon:
-Falk
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hannawolfcross asked: [txt] Falk, are you home? Please say your home. Um. How do I put this. The ghost guy is now a werewolf cub. I have him with me at the moment. I'll be bringing him back soon. Uh, please warn everyone in the house. Thank you.
breakingmacy:
[Covers her mouth so he van’t see her braces] Macy.
“Macy”, huh? You the one Fuzzy knows?
‘M Falk. Nice t’meet you. -Offers hand to shake-
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breakingmacy:
fuckeththepolice:
breakingmacy:
fuckeththepolice:
breakingmacy started following you
Uh…hey.
[Currently magic!Anoned back into a 12 year old] H-hello mister.
…You okay?
I’m fine! [Big smile, flashing her braces]
Nice braces.
What’s your name, kid?
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breakingmacy:
fuckeththepolice:
breakingmacy started following you
Uh…hey.
[Currently magic!Anoned back into a 12 year old] H-hello mister.
…You okay?
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breakingmacy started following you
Uh…hey.
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namelesspartner asked: -carefully puts the kitten on Falk's head-
I'm not moving from this couch.
happygriff:
fuckeththepolice:
Fight me.
(( CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ))
[[Pffffff—.]]
I'm not moving from this couch.
Fight me.
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iscowlattheangrymoon-deactivate asked: Some gray-face pointed me to a person named Macy, and she let me have her. I've called her Soap. You like her too?
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iscowlattheangrymoon-deactivate asked: I have something to show you then, but I don't know how to let you see it. [it's on my page I guess] I hope it helps.
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iscowlattheangrymoon-deactivate asked: People seem to be overstimulating you with sexual anons. May I interrupt?
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Anonymous asked: When Falk wakes up, he will have the most sensitive boner ever, but won't be able to get off for 3 hours -M!Anon
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Anonymous asked: Hanna gently rakes his talons over your body, making you shiver in delight. You're having a hot threesome with Jayne and Hanna. You're on your hands and knees while Hanna takes you from behind and Jayne fucks your face. You moan around the cop's dick and feel him twitch in delight as he tugs on your hair.
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Anonymous asked: Maybe if you ask nicely, they might let you make it a reality? Or maybe perform the sequel. You riding Jayne as the teen takes him from behind you, maybe?
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Anonymous asked: You liked that little fantasy, I take it?
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Anonymous asked: Seeing the smaller redhead pull off of you, legs shaking and covered in his own cum seems to set Jayne off, and he's shooting into you, buried to the hilt, pulling Hanna into a dizzy kiss before he falls forward onto your slick stomach. By the time you all pull away, and Hanna claims first shower, Jayne helps you towel off and kisses you in turn. 'Next time, I want to be the one in the...
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Anonymous asked: Everyone takes a moment to adjust before Hanna starts pressing himself down further on you, one hand closing around his shaft, eyes fluttering closed as he feels you fill him up. Jayne isn't far behind, kissing the redhead's shoulders as he starts thrusting into you. Soon, you're all moaning, muttering names, and thrusting for all you're worth. You're the first to cum,...
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Anonymous asked: Eventually, when everyone is prepared and almost on the very edge, and Hanna has recovered from cumming down your throat from overstimulation, Jayne pulls off you with one final, obscene pop, lips reddened from sucking. Hanna turns, and the officer guides him over your glistening cock, at the same time pressing his own dick against your hole, just enough to let you know that it's there....
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Anonymous asked: You take Hanna's cock into your mouth, tongue and lip piercings causing him to flinch and moan. Jayne removes his other hand from around your cock and starts unbuckling his pants, all while thrusting his fingers (now two) into you, and trailing kisses along your cock, where pearls of pre-cum are starting to pool at the neglected head. Hanna takes one of your hands and murmurs about preparing...
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Anonymous asked: The ginger moves to the side, and your other nipple, leaning against the back of the couch and shifts his crotch closer to your face. Needing to reciprocate, your tongue darts out to join your hands, lapping along the sensitive underside of the head and down the foreskin, down to the base of his dick. Hanna is moaning quietly from the feelings and from watching Jayne go down on you. Fingers start...
hannafalkingcross:
fuckeththepolice:
hannafalkingcross:
Son of a…. Damn it…
You’re lucky I’m not a narc.
Yeah.. Really lucky.. What’s a narc..?
A narc’s a rat.
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Anonymous asked: Before you have time to react, Jayne's hand is around you, heat warming up your piercings as he teases your hardon. Hanna has your shirt off now, kissing over your chest and taking one nipple into his mouth. Suddenly, he turns around, still keeping your pierced flesh between his lips and your hands come up to start stroking the smaller ginger's cock. At almost the exact same time, Jayne...
hannafalkingcross:
Son of a…. Damn it…
You’re lucky I’m not a narc.
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hannawolfcross asked: Falk... I was out hunting. I could smell everyone within a good ten mile radius. No hunters. I swear. Please don't tell Jayne. If Jayne finds out the teen will think /I/ told him!
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Anonymous asked: Nervous, shaking hands palm your erection through your pants. You'd been subject to another magically induced boner, and the teen had come to your aid to help relieve it. His lips meet yours and you slip your tongue inside, bucking into the pressure from Hanna's hand for release. He crawls on top of you, and holds you down, right as another pair of hands pull your trousers down, and...
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Anonymous asked: Oh wait that isn't right. *rolls around in mud* There. Dirty anon in your ask box. Get a few more like me, and you'll get it plural~.
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hannawolfcross asked: Don't tell Jayne! I was with him! There were no hunters, I promise! But, the kid needed to stretch his wings, literally! I know there are times when I /need/ to go wolf. Please don't tell Jayne! Hanna'll be sad!
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Anonymous asked: *Throws mud in his askbox.* trolololol
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Anonymous asked: Your boyfriend was out flying. Wouldn't be surprised if a hunter saw him.
Fuckin' A! Shut the Hell up!
hannawolfcross:
fuckeththepolice:
hannawolfcross:
fuckeththepolice:
‘M tryin’ t’sleep, numb nuts.
Sorry, perverted ghost snuck into my room, dammit. [continues thwapping ClockMaster with a pillow]
Do I need to come in there?
Only if you’re going to drag him out!
I have my Sharpie. I’ll blast his ass out.
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Fuckin' A! Shut the Hell up!
hannawolfcross:
fuckeththepolice:
‘M tryin’ t’sleep, numb nuts.
Sorry, perverted ghost snuck into my room, dammit. [continues thwapping ClockMaster with a pillow]
Do I need to come in there?
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Fuckin' A! Shut the Hell up!
‘M tryin’ t’sleep, numb nuts.