February 2012
880 posts
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beatyouwithabat:
fucketh-the-police:
beatyouwithabat:
Why do you have metal in your face? Does it hurt? Did you get an in accident?
Because I wanted it in my face; no; and no.
Don’t you have parents to annoy or something?
*At the mention of her parents, she frowned.* I-I dunno where they are. I-I-I want my mommy and daddy! *Bursts into tears and sobs.*
Christ, kid. Calm down. How...
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Ow. That fifth went down hard.
beatyouwithabat:
fucketh-the-police:
beatyouwithabat:
You had five snacks? Wooooow.
…Sure, kid. I had five snacks. Let’s go with that.
Why do you have metal in your face? Does it hurt? Did you get an in accident?
Because I wanted it in my face; no; and no.
Don’t you have parents to annoy or something?
Ow. That fifth went down hard.
beatyouwithabat:
You had five snacks? Wooooow.
…Sure, kid. I had five snacks. Let’s go with that.
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swordsister started following you
‘Sup, sugartits?
Ow. That fifth went down hard.
January 2012
188 posts
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hemoknight:
fucketh-the-policereblogged your post<span >: <em >fucketh-the-police reblogged your photo Crosses…
I’m just the best of the best.
apparently!
“Apparently”? You mean “definitely”.
hemoknight:
fucketh-the-policereblogged your photo
Crosses are ninjas i didn’t even see this guy follow me
I’m just the best of the best.
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namelesspartner replied to your post<span >: <em >Shot through the Hart, and you’re to blame baby you give love a bad name. *second pair of shades over the first YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH*
Anons are fucked up.
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Anonymous asked: Shot through the Hart, and you're to blame baby you give love a bad name. *second pair of shades over the first YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH*
Anonymous asked: C'mon, you know you wanna... Fuck the police. *Shades on YEEAAAHHHHHHHHH*
Anonymous asked: So would you fuck Jayne? Think about it, spotting him through a window, legs wide open, three fingers deep, biting his lip while jacking off like it's an Olympic sport but it just isn't quite enough yet. Would you give the guy a helping hand? Or cock...
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Anonymous asked: butts butts butts butts butts
Anonymous asked: Oh god a boner for three hours... You're gonna have to get a needle in the dick to get that drained
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kemuriko asked: *Chuckles* Dear me, Falk. What an... unfortunate situation you seem to be in.
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
Maybe bending you over the cruiser too. *was just playing along at this point*
-Shifts uncomfortably.- Where’s the bathroom?
Hmm? Had too much to drink? Should be right across the stairs.
Sure. Yeah…that. Thanks. -Heads off that way.-
Anonymous asked: M!A: Suddenly, instaboner for the...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
…Goddamnit.
-tries to suppress a snicker, and fails terribly-
Shut up.
namelesspartner:
Maybe bending you over the cruiser too. *was just playing along at this point*
-Shifts uncomfortably.- Where’s the bathroom?
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Anonymous asked: M!A: Suddenly, instaboner for the next three hours.
Anonymous asked: He'd be rough, betcha he's a...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
Anon, I am going to inform you I am face-palming.
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What the fuck, man.
I don’t know. I guess I’m a pimp to them.
Pfffffffffbt.
Or just knowing someone is enough fuel for them to beg for me to do them. *shrugs*
They probably think when you cuff a guy once, he’s instabone.
Anonymous asked: He'd be rough, betcha he's a...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
Anon, I am going to inform you I am face-palming.
——
What the fuck, man.
I don’t know. I guess I’m a pimp to them.
Pfffffffffbt.
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averyrook asked: Did you, uh, still want those jackets I mentioned?
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Anonymous asked: He'd be rough, betcha he's a...
namelesspartner:
Anon, I am going to inform you I am face-palming.
——
What the fuck, man.
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namelesspartner asked: Hey, Hanna? I’m sorry to...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
…Goddamnit. Those were the only ones I had.
I still have a few days off. I’ll take you to get more, okay?
I’m payin’ you back after, then.
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namelesspartner asked: Hey, Hanna? I'm sorry to say your clothes didn't quite make it through the wash.
pashedu:
Do not worry. He is with a friend. Somezhing came up… *The tall priest blinked and started moving his hand, light shining from them until a few ankh’s made of solid gold were in his hands* Take those. Luce would insist zhat I pay you somehow. *Smiled and held out the gold to him* Also he needs the meat for his little child. You did him a great favor.
He’s okay though, right?...
pashedu:
fucketh-the-police:
In the end, it turned out Falk had lifted nearly all of the meat he could get his grubby little hands on and smuggled it out of the store under his shirt. Some of it he actually paid for and, after having put several blocks’ distance between himself and the supermarket, ducked into an alleyway to transfer the packages of meat from under his shirt, into the plastic...
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kemuriko:
fucketh-the-police:
kemuriko:
Falk? Oh, what a nice name. Mmm. I quite like it.
And Smokey is fine with me Mister Falk. Otherwise, Akane.
I ain’t a “mister”.
Oh, sorry. Shall I just stick with Falk? Without the honorifics? Oh, how… familiar.
Familiar how? -Crosses his arms and lifts a pierced eyebrow-
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doctorpolly asked: Buy a few packets o' any kind o' meat an' bring 'em to mah clinic. 'll pay ya double th' price o' 'em.
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doctorpolly asked: 'ey there. Feel like helpin' out yer favorite bird-doc fer some bucks?
kemuriko:
Falk? Oh, what a nice name. Mmm. I quite like it.
And Smokey is fine with me Mister Falk. Otherwise, Akane.
I ain’t a “mister”.
kemuriko:
fucketh-the-police:
kemuriko:
fucketh-the-police:
kemuriko started following you
‘Sup, Smokey?
Mmm… Hello. Well, aren’t you different?
I get that a lot.
It’s a good thing, really. Too much of the same is so boring. And what should I call you, Ginger?
Falk. Nobody uses my first name.
What am I supposed to call you, cutie?
kemuriko:
fucketh-the-police:
kemuriko started following you
‘Sup, Smokey?
Mmm… Hello. Well, aren’t you different?
I get that a lot.
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namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
-at that he couldn’t help but start laughing, one arm on the table and another held over his eyes. Good? Hah. Not even the type of clothes, but just how dirty they were.- When’s the last time those were washed.
-He glared, crossing his arms over his bony chest.-
Never. Stop laughing.
-he eventually ended his laughing with a few...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
Pfeh. Nobody’s gonna hire me for any of that noise. No education - no job.
But…fine.
-he opened his mouth to protest- he likely knew several places that would hire even without a lack of education- or he could set Cross up with some classes to ear his GED. But all of that was cut off when he heard the punk agree....
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kemuriko started following you
‘Sup, Smokey?
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beatyouwithabat-deactivated2012 asked: Don't call me that! I have a name, okay?!
beatyouwithabat-deactivated2012 asked: No, it doesn't count. Listen...you're homeless and I have an empty apartment. If you want, you can spend a few days there.
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
Pfeh. Nobody’s gonna hire me for any of that noise. No education - no job.
But…fine.
-he opened his mouth to protest- he likely knew several places that would hire even without a lack of education- or he could set Cross up with some classes to ear his GED. But all of that was cut off when he heard the punk agree. Good. Onto better things for now.-...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
Now you’d be under the bridge with no jacket. Who knows how long before someone else steals something else from you. Do you have a job, at least?
Paranormal investigation and I’m a mage-for-hire. Those count?
Eeehhh- not exactly…stable income jobs. -let out a soft sigh, brow furrowing. Like the other Crosses, except..his attitude...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
-The way the punk was eating was a little discouraging. Did he not have much to eat where he lived? Did he have to fight for it, like he seemed to for everything else? Jayne lowered one eyebrow.- At least use a fork, please. It’s not going to run away from you. And look- we may have started out on the wrong foot, but as long as you...
namelesspartner:
fucketh-the-police:
namelesspartner:
#’Least you have a place ——- Well if that doesn’t clear things up.
Your point? ‘Ve been fine under the bridge at Chicago and fifth.
Now you’d be under the bridge with no jacket. Who knows how long before someone else steals something else from you. Do you have a job, at least?
Paranormal investigation and I’m a...
namelesspartner:
-The way the punk was eating was a little discouraging. Did he not have much to eat where he lived? Did he have to fight for it, like he seemed to for everything else? Jayne lowered one eyebrow.- At least use a fork, please. It’s not going to run away from you. And look- we may have started out on the wrong foot, but as long as you aren’t doing anything illegal, you’re welcome...
namelesspartner:
#’Least you have a place ——- Well if that doesn’t clear things up.
Your point? ‘Ve been fine under the bridge at Chicago and fifth.